we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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