He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I take back everything I said about communal showers
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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