laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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