just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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