They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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