I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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