I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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