I think my vagina is haunted
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Randomize
