think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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