hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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