Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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