Can i not drive my cunt home
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
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