strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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