I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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