I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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