he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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