She's JV to your varsity
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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