aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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