I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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