I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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