I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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