im drinking this country out of the recession.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Randomize
