from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Just puked most of my soul out..
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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