What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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