do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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