Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
now i know why i became what i already was.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Randomize
