but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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