You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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