did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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