that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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