no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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