Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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