its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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