Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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