If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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