The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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