...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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