I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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