I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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