My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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