Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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