Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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