the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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