normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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