You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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