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one two three fourrrrnication!
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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