Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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