Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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