I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
