i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
