his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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